Posted by: saurabhgoswami | July 16, 2008

Arithmetical Jadoo

Absolutely amazing!
Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn’t it?

And look at this symmetry:


1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this…

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It’s the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It’s up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just
the way I did..

©Saurabh

Posted by: saurabhgoswami | July 16, 2008

ROTATION OF EARTH

Now see this stuff………………….

This is taken from world’s tallest building “Burj Dubai” @

2,620 ft / 801m!!!

What do you think guys…………………

Look at the edge (uppermost right corner) of the picture, you can almost see the turn of the earth

The persons who are working on the upper

most Girders can see the “ROTATION OF

EARTH”

So terrifying…..

Posted by: saurabhgoswami | July 16, 2008

Good One

Project Manager working in a MNC, as usual after lunch
goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables
there. so he decides to have fun with him. He calls him.

Project Manager – (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?
Canteen boy smiles…
Project Manager – what are your future plans?
Canteen boy keeps quiet…
Project Manager – where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?
Canteen boy gives a cold stare.
Project Manager – Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas
bhi kuch nahi tha…. Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai… naam hai,
shohrat hai, paisa hai….
tumhare paas kya hai?

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Canteen boy – Sa’ab mere paas kaam hai….
Project Manager leaves the cafeteria silently…….

“Both optimistic & pessimist contribute to

our society. The optimist invent the

aeroplane & the pessimist the parachute” :)

©Saurabh

Posted by: saurabhgoswami | July 16, 2008

IMPORTANCE OF SLEEPING & WAKING UP

Evenning at 9 – 11pm: is the time for eliminating
unnecessary/toxic chemicals (detoxification) from the
antibody system (lymph nodes). This time duration
should be spent by relaxing or listening to music. If
during this time a housewife is still in an unrelaxed
state such as washing the dishes or monitoring
children doing their homework, this will have a
negative impact on health.
Evening at 11pm – 1am: is the detoxification process
in the liver, and ideally should be done in a deep
sleep state.

Early morning 1 – 3am: detoxification process in the
gall, also ideally done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 3 – 5am: detoxification in the lungs.
Therefore there will sometimes be a severe cough for
cough sufferers during this time. Since the
detoxification process had reached the respiratory
tract, there is no need to take cough medicine so as
not to interfere with toxin removal process.

Morning 5 – 7am: detoxification in the colon, you
should empty your bowel.

Morning 7 – 9am: absorption of nutrients in the small
intestine, you should be having breakfast at this
time. Breakfast should be earlier, before 6:30am, for
those who are sick. Breakfast before 7:30am is very
beneficial to those wanting to stay fit. Those who
always skip breakfast, they should change their
habits, and it is still better to eat breakfast late
until 9 – 10am rather than no meal at all.

Sleeping so late and waking up too late will
disrupt the process of removing unnecessary chemicals.
Aside from that, midnight to 4:00 am is the time when
the bone marrow produces blood. Therefore, have a good
sleep and don’t sleep late.

The top five cancer-causing foods are:

1. Hot dogs
Because they are high in nitrates, the Cancer
Prevention Coalition advises that children eat no more
than 12 hot dogs a month. If you can’t live without
hot dogs, buy those made without sodium nitrate.

2. Processed meats and bacon
Also high in the same sodium nitrates found in hot
dogs, bacon, and other processed meats raise the risk
of heart disease. The saturated fat in bacon also
contributes to cancer.

3. Doughnuts
Doughnuts are cancer-causing double trouble. First,
they are made with white flour, sugar, and
hydrogenated oils, then fried at high temperatures.
Doughnuts, says Adams , may be the worst food you can
possibly eat to raise your risk of cancer.

4. French fries
Like doughnuts, French fries are made with
hydrogenated oils and then fried at high temperatures.
They also contain cancer- causing acryl amides which
occur during the frying process. They should be called
cancer fries, not French fries, said Adams .

5. Chips, crackers, and cookies
All are usually made with white flour and sugar. Even
the ones whose labels claim to be free of trans-fats
generally contain small amounts of trans-fats.

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS

1. No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a
lower blood sugar level.
This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to
the brain causing brain degeneration.

2. Overeating
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to
a decrease in mental power.

3. Smoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to
Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar consumption
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of
proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may
interfere with brain development.

5. Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body.
Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen
to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain
efficiency.

6. Sleep Deprivation
Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation
from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.
7. Head covered while sleeping
Sleeping with the head covered increases the
concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease
concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain
damaging effects.

8. Working your brain during illness
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a
decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as
damage the brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts
Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking
in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain
shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely
Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency
of the brain

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The main causes of liver damage are:

1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main
cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.
3. Too much eating.
4. Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food
coloring, and artificial sweetener.
7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as
possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which
includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do
not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if
the body is very fit.
8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the
burden of liver.
Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried
veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not
store.

We should prevent this without necessarily spending
more. We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and
eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time
condition are very important for our bodies to absorb
and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to
“schedule.”

PS: Got this forwarded Email Few days back… Something which i needed to know

Posted by: saurabhgoswami | July 8, 2008

6 Sex Mistakes Men Make

Hey guys, think you know everything there is to know about having sex with women? That erotic encyclopedia you carry around in your head may contain a lot of basic errors and omissions about women’s sexuality — errors that can lead to sex mistakes.

That’s because — after learning the facts of life — most of us are left to figure out sex for ourselves. Guys tend to take a lot of cues from adult movies, and we all know how true-to-life those are. Experience may help, but many women can be shy when talking about what they like.

To help us with some sex tips, WebMD asked two acclaimed sex educators, Tristan Taormino and Lou Paget, to tell us what they think are the most common sex mistakes men make with women.

Taormino is a prolific author, lecturer, and video producer. Her latest project is the Expert Guide educational video series from Vivid Ed.

Paget is author of The Great Lover Playbook and other sex manuals, and she gives seminars nationwide.

Sex Mistake No.1: You Know What She Wants

Men often make assumptions about what a woman wants based upon what they’ve done with other women. But women aren’t all the same.

“You develop a repertoire as you mature sexually, but you should never assume that what worked for the last person is going to work for this person,” Taormino says.

That applies not only to sexual predilections, but also to relationships, she says. “There are women who can have no-strings-attached sex, and women who can get attached very easily, and then everyone in between.”

Sex Mistake No. 2: You Have All She Needs

Some women can’t have an orgasm with less than 3,000 rpm. No human tongue or fingers can generate that kind of vibration. But men typically think something is wrong if a woman needs a vibrator.

“If the only way that a woman can achieve orgasm is with a vibrator, she’s not broken,” Taormino says.

Think of a vibrator as your assistant, not your substitute. Many couples use vibrators together. “While you’re doing one thing, or two things, the vibrator can be doing something else,” Taormino says.

Sex Mistake No. 3: Sex Feels the Same for Men and Women

Paget says there tends to be a “huge disconnect” between men and women in the ways that sex feels good.

“When a man has intercourse with a woman, and his penis goes into her body, that sensation is so off the charts for most men, they cannot imagine that it isn’t feeling the same way for her,” Paget says. “It couldn’t be further from the truth.”

The inside of the vagina is probably less sensitive than the outer parts for most women. Also, deep thrusting may not feel so nice on the receiving end. If the penis is too long, “it feels like you’re getting punched in the stomach,” Paget says. “It makes you feel nauseous.”

Sex Mistake No. 4: You Know Your Way Around a Woman’s Anatomy

Most guys know generally what a clitoris is and where to find it. That’s not to say that they really understand it.

More than 30 years ago, at the start of the “sexual revolution,” a best-selling book called the Joy of Sex got Americans hip to the orgasmic importance of the clitoris. But the belief that women must be able to orgasm from vaginal penetration stubbornly persists.

“I still get letters from people who say things like, my wife can’t [orgasm] from intercourse unless she has clitoral stimulation — please help,” Taormino says. “I want to write back and say, ‘OK, what’s the problem?’”

“For the majority of women, it’s not going to happen that way,” Paget says.

Men also lack information about how to touch it and how sensitive it is, Taormino says.

A touch that’s bliss for one woman may feel like nothing special, or may even be painful for someone else. Some prefer indirect stimulation.

How can you find out how she likes to be touched? Try asking her.

Sex Mistake No. 5: Wet = Turned On

Guys sometimes get hung up if a woman doesn’t get slippery enough for easy penetration. Don’t worry about it.

“I think there’s a myth that if you’re turned on, you’re wet,” Taormino says. Not necessarily.

Some women tend to get wetter than others, and how much natural lubrication a woman has can change from day to day. It varies by the phase of her menstrual cycle, and it’s subject to influences like stress and medications.

Sex Mistake No. 6: Silence Is Golden

A lot of guys think they should be silent during sex, but unless you speak up, your partner has to guess what’s doing it for you and what isn’t.

If you’re respectful about it, a woman who wants to please you will probably appreciate some directions.

“I’m not saying push her head in your lap,” Taormino says. “I think that, ‘this is how I like it,’ is a very useful conversation to have.”

© Saurabh Goswami

Posted by: saurabhgoswami | July 8, 2008

Found Something Very Useful

I just found something very useful to both Men&Wemen

Fertility calculator

This calculator can tell you when you are most firtile so that u can plan ur child or Avoid One..

Useful Huh… Especially to Begginers !!!

Posted by: saurabhgoswami | January 14, 2008

Getting Started With Share Trading

1. What are Markets?
A stock market is a market for the trading of company stock/ shares, and derivatives. This includes securities listed on a stock exchange as well as those only traded privately. Market is a place where buyers and sellers of securities can enter into transactions to purchase and sell shares, bonds, debentures etc.

It also enables corporates, entrepreneurs to raise resources for their companies and business ventures through public issues. As a result, idle resources (of investors) are transferred to those who need them (corporates). Markets, thus, provide channels for reallocation of savings to investments and entrepreneurship.

1.1 Primary markets:
The primary market is that part of the capital markets that deals with the issuance of new securities. Companies, governments or public sector institutions can obtain funding through the sale of a new stock or bond issue. This is typically done through a syndicate of securities dealers. The process of selling new issues to investors is called underwriting. In the case of a new stock issue, this sale is an initial public offering (IPO)

What are the types of issues in primary market?
Primary market Issues can be classified into four types.

    1. Initial Public Offer
    2. Follow on Offer
    3. Rights Issue
    4. Preferential Issue

1.2 Secondary markets:
The secondary market is the financial market for trading of securities that have already been issued in an initial private or public offering. In the secondary market, securities are sold by and transferred from one investor or speculator to another.

The secondary market is where you can purchase securities from the seller as opposed to the issuer of such a security. Hence securities that are initially issued in the primary market by companies are traded on the secondary market.

The secondary market comprises of two broad segments viz. Equity and Debt. Equity shares are the most widely traded form of securities. There are various ways in which equity shares are issued such as IPOs, rights issues and bonuses.

How are share prices determined?
The share prices, the prices at which the shares trade are determined by supply and demand. If there are more buyers than sellers, then the price will rise and if there are more sellers than buyers it will fall. In turn that supply and demand is determined by a number of other factors including:

General market sentiment

  • Movements on international markets
  • Economic events and Government decisions
  • Company news and performances
  • Interest rates
  • Speculation and rumor

 

2. What are shares?
A share is one of a finite number of equal portions in the capital of a company, entitling the owner to a proportion of distributed, non-reinvested profits known as dividends and to a portion of the value of the company in case of liquidation. Equity is a share in the ownership of a company. It represents a claim on the company’s assets and earnings. As you acquire more stock, your ownership stake in the company increases. The terms share, equity and stock mean the same thing and can be used interchangeably.

Types of Shares

Shares can be voting or non-voting, meaning they either do or do not carry the right to vote on the board of directors and corporate policy. Whether this right exists often affects the value of the share. Voting and Non-Voting shares are also known as Class A and B shares.

 

The most common form of shares is ordinary (equity) shares. One can also buy preference shares, options and partly paid shares.

There are a number of different types of shares such as ordinary or preference shares which have different properties.

Preference shares are those shares in a company with rights in various ways superior to those of ordinary shares; for example, priority to a fixed dividend and priority over ordinary shares in the event of the company being wound up.

When a share is issued, the person applying for it must pay to the company, in cash or equivalent value, the amount of its nominal value together with any premium required by the company. Shares are fully paid when the whole amount has been received by the company.

Shares may also be issued on the basis that only part of their price is to be paid initially, with the remainder being required when called for by the company.

For more experienced investors, derivatives such as options and warrants provide further diversification. However, when the majority of investors invest in shares, they buy ordinary shares.

3. What is a stock exchange?
A stock exchange, share market or bourse is a corporation or mutual organization which provides facilities for stock brokers and traders, to trade company stocks and other securities. Stock exchanges also provide facilities for the issue and redemption of securities as well as other financial instruments and capital events including the payment of income and dividends. The securities traded on a stock exchange include: shares issued by companies, unit trusts and other pooled investment products and bonds. To be able to trade a security on a certain stock exchange, it has to be listed there.

The Bombay Stock Exchange Limited, or BSE has a nation-wide reach with a presence in 417 cities and towns of India. Its index or market indicator is known as the Sensex. It gives a general idea regarding the movement of the stocks; whether they have gone up or have gone down. If the Sensex goes up, it means that the prices of the stocks of most of the major companies on the BSE have gone up.

The S&P CNX Nifty, or simply Nifty, is the leading index for large companies on the National Stock Exchange of India. It consists of 50 companies representing 24 sectors of the economy, and representing approximately 47% of the traded value of all stocks on the National Stock Exchange of India

4. Who is a broker?
A stockbroker is person who is licensed to trade in shares. Brokers also have direct access to the share market and can act as your agent in share transactions. For this service they charge a fee. They can also offer additional services like advice on shares, debentures, government bonds and listed property trusts and non-listed investment options (cash management trusts, property and equity trusts.

In addition a stock broker can plan, implement and monitor your investment portfolio, conduct research and help you optimize your returns.

5. What is a Demat A/c?
Investors who wish to trade in the market need to have a dematerialized, or demat, account. In India, the government has mandated two entities –National Securities Depository, or NSDL, and Central Depository Services (India), or CDSL – to be the custodian of dematerialized securities.

  • 5.1 What do you mean by dematerialization?
    Dematerialization is the process by which physical certificates of an investor are converted to an equivalent number of securities in electronic form and credited in the investor’s account with its DP.
  • 5.2 Can I dematerialize any share certificate?
    You can dematerialize only those certificates that are already registered in your name and are in the list of securities admitted for dematerialization.
  • 5.3 What is a depository?
    A depository can be compared to a bank. A depository holds securities like shares, debentures, bonds, government securities, and units, among others of investors in electronic form. A depository also provides services related to transactions in securities.
  • 5.4 How can I avail the services of a depository?
    A depository interfaces with the investors through its agents called depository participants, or DPs. If an investor wants to avail of services offered by the depository, the investor has to open an account with a DP. This is similar to opening an account with any branch of a bank in order to utilize the bank’s services.
  • 5.5 What are the benefits of opening a demat account?
    The benefits of opening a demat account are:

    1. Immediate transfer of securities;
    2. No stamp duty on transfer of securities;
    3. Elimination of risks associated with physical certificates such as bad delivery, fake securities, etc.;
    4. Reduction in paperwork involved in transfer of securities;
    5. Reduction in transaction cost;
    6. Nomination facility;
    7. Change in address recorded with DP gets registered electronically with all companies in which investor

holds securities eliminating the need to correspond with each of them separately;

    1. Transmission of securities is done by DP eliminating correspondence with companies;
    2. Convenient method of consolidation of folios/accounts;
    3. Holding investments in equity, debt instruments and government securities in a single account;
    4. Automatic credits of shares into demat account, arising out of split/consolidation/merger etc.
  • 5.6 How do I select a DP?

A.     You can select your DP to open a demat account just like you select a bank for opening a savings account. Some of the important factors for selection of a DP can be:

B.     Convenience – Proximity to the office/residence, business hours.

C.     Comfort – Reputation of the DP, past association with the organization, whether the DP is in a position to give the specific service you may need?

D.     Cost – The service charges levied by DP and the service standards.

A. What are the documents that I will require?

 

Proof of identity (copy of any one proof):

  • Passport
  • Voter ID Card
  • Driving license
  • PAN card with photograph
  • Identity card/document with applicant’s photo, issued by
    1. Central/State government and its departments,
    2. Statutory/Regulatory Authorities,
    3. Public sector undertakings,
    4. Scheduled commercial banks,
    5. Public financial institutions,
    6. Colleges affiliated to universities (this is valid only till the time the applicant is a student),
    7. Professional bodies such as ICAI, ICWAI, ICSI, Bar Council etc, to their members; and
    8. Credit cards/debit cards issued by banks.

Proof of address (copy of any one proof):

  1. Ration card
  2. Passport
  3. Voter ID card
  4. Driving license
  5. Bank passbook
  6. Verified copies of electricity bills/ residence telephone bills (not more than two months old)/ Leave and license agreement/ agreement for sale.
  7. Self-declaration by High Court and Supreme Court judges,
  8. Giving the new address in respect of their own accounts.
  9. Identity card/document with address, issued by
    1. Central/State government and its departments,
    2. Statutory/Regulatory Authorities,
    3. Public sector undertakings,
    4. Scheduled commercial banks,
    5. Public financial institutions,
    6. Colleges affiliated to universities (this is valid only till the time the applicant is a student),
    7. Professional bodies such as ICAI, ICWAI, ICSI, Bar Council etc, to their members; and

Passport-size photograph

Copy of PAN card
One must remember to take original documents to the DP for verification. Your DP will carry-out “in-person verification” of account holder(s) at the time of opening your account.

B. Other Information

Q: How long does the dematerialization process take?
A: Dematerialization will normally take about 30 days.

Q: Can I dematerialize my debt instruments, mutual fund units, and government securities also in my demat account?
A: You can dematerialize and hold all such investments in a single demat account.

Q: Can my electronic holdings be converted back into certificates?
A: If you wish to get back your securities in physical form, all you have to do is to request your DP for rematerialisation of the same. ‘Rematerialization’ is the term used for converting electronic holdings back into certificates. Your DP will forward your request to the depository. After verifying whether you have the necessary balance, the depository will intimate the registrar, who will print the certificates and dispatch the same to you.

6. Buying and selling of dematerialized securities

What is the procedure for selling dematerialized securities?
The procedure for selling dematerialized securities is very simple. After you have sold the securities, you would instruct your DP to debit your account with the number of securities sold by you and credit your broker’s clearing account. This delivery instruction has to be given to your DP using the delivery instruction slips given to you by your DP at the time of opening the account. Procedure for selling securities is given here below:

  1. You sell securities in any of the stock exchanges through a broker;
  2. You give instruction to your DP to debit your account and credit the broker’s (clearing member) account before the deadline time specified by your DP;
  3. Before the pay-in day, your broker gives instruction to its DP for delivery to clearing corporation;
  4. Your broker receives payment from the stock exchange (clearing corporation);
  5. You receive payment from the broker for the sale of securities.

How can I purchase dematerialized securities?
For receiving demat securities you may give a one-time standing instruction to your DP. This standing instruction can be given at the time of account opening or later. Alternatively, you may choose to give separate receipt instruction every time some securities are to be received. The transactions relating to purchase of securities are summarized below:

  • You purchase securities through a broker;
  • You make payment to your broker who arranges payment to clearing corporation on the pay-in day;
  • Your broker receives credit of securities in its clearing account (clearing member account) on the pay-out day;
  • Your broker gives instructions to its DP to debit its clearing member account and credit your account;
  • You receive shares into your account. However, if standing instructions are not given at the time of opening the account, you will have to give ‘Receipt Instructions’ to your DP for receiving credit.

You should ensure that your broker transfers the securities from its clearing member account to your depository account, before the book closure. If the securities remain in the clearing account of the broker, the company will give corporate benefits (dividend or bonus) to the broker. In that case, you will have to collect the benefits from your broker.

7. How to receive income from shares?
The income received from shares is called a dividend.

We invest in shares to make money – either through a share’s capital growth, i.e. the amount by which the share price increases in value over time, or through the dividends it pays to its shareholders. Dividends are payments made by companies to shareholders from their profits. Not all companies pay dividends. Dividends are usually paid twice a year and are in effect the yield from your investment. Some growth companies plough most of their profits back into generating more business rather than paying out dividends to investors.

How would I get my dividend/interest or other cash entitlements?
The concerned company obtains the details of beneficiary holders and their holdings from the depository. The payment to the investors will be made by the company through the ECS, or Electronic Clearing Service, facility or by issuing warrants on which your bank account details are printed. The bank account details will be those, which you would have mentioned in your account opening, form or changed thereafter.

How would I get my bonus shares or other non-cash entitlements?
The concerned company obtains the details of beneficiary holders and their holdings from NSDL. Your entitlement will be credited by the company directly in your depository account.

8. How to make investment decisions?
The stock market has, perhaps, the most exciting investment opportunities for the investor community. At the same time, it could be unnerving and scary. In fact, equity investment has always remained a big challenge, not only for retail but institutional investors, too. Moreover, investors’ discomfort generally increases with a rise in market volatility. You will find many investors entering the market at high levels and making a quick exit as the market witnesses a correction. Unfortunately, such investors seldom think of investing in stocks again. Thus, they ignore an excellent opportunity to earn above average returns.

In short, investing in equities can be a difficult proposition for retail investors. However, equity must form a part of every investor’s portfolio. The proportion could vary, depending on the investor’s age, monetary requirements, risk appetite, etc.

To cope with volatility, it is important to have a disciplined and systematic approach to equity investment. Set your own rules and more importantly, follow them religiously. Indeed, the mantra for successful equity investment is a well thought-out, disciplined investment strategy.

A long-term monetary commitment, adherence to discipline in investment and decisions based on company fundamentals are essential ingredients for successful equity investment.

 

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Posted by: saurabhgoswami | December 6, 2007

Heaven

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They’re up in heaven, and God’s sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.

“Al, what do you believe in?”

Al replies, “Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we’ll all die.”

God thinks for a second and says, “Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left,”

God then addresses Bill Clinton. “Bill, what do you believe in?”

Bill Clinton replies, “Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people’s pain.”

God thinks for a second and says, “Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right.”

God then addresses Bill Gates. “Bill Gates, what do you believe?”

Bill Gates said, “I believe you’re in my chair.”

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Posted by: saurabhgoswami | December 6, 2007

Difference between North Indian and South Indian wives

Wives from North:

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.
2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.
3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.
4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.
5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.
6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her gray hair.
7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching “Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi” that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.
8. You are a very “ESpecial” person to her.
9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south India until she met you.
10. When she says she is going to “work out” she means she is going to “Walk out”
11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.
12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are “Thank you” and “How are you”
13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson.

Wives from South:

1. Her mother looks down at you because you didn’t study in IIT or Madras or Anna University .
2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with ” … I say…”
3. She shudders if you use four letter words.
4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her hair.)
5. She uses the word ‘Super’ as her only superlative.
6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.
7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)
8. When she mixes milk – curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself.
9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet.
10. She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive.
11. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.
12. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for ‘conversation’)
13. She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie.
14. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.
15. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it.
16. Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.
17. She is more educated than you.
18. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you.

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Posted by: saurabhgoswami | December 6, 2007

Mallu secretary went for job interview

 

A “Mallu” female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY.

When the manager saw the Mallu’s colourful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming “NOT THIS WOMAN.”

Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu.

So he told her “If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance. The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK.”

The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said:

I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW……BLUE’s that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number ……..Don’t PURPLELY disturb people and don’t call BLACK, ok? Thank you.”

The Manager fainted…….

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